No, Sorry-- not a new freaky neighborhood addition.
Copfriend earned a new nickname this week when a disastrously drunk driver refused to pull over...well, take that back. He did pull over amidst lights/sirens/drawn weapons, took one look at his surroundings and the barrel of a gun, and took off again at fast & furious pace. Perhaps he simple didn't comprehend. After a crazed jaunt into the country, risking lives and causing old people heart-attacks, he headed back into town whereupon he began obeying all traffic lights and stop signs!
Copfriend took advantage of an octagonal pause and bailed from his car with trusty Benchmade Automatic in hand--quickly slashing 2 back tires, racing to the front to slash another and then with a lightning grab, yanked the culprit from the auto--faceplanting him onto the sidewalk!
Backup (carrying the spike strips) arrived just in time to see the man held down and handcuffed. I guess he'll win a toaster for that!
Sounds like a good addition to youtube!
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